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Tish | 9:05 am | June 15, 2009 | Fakery and Foolishness, Funny, Reality Bites, Television, You Need a Life

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I have nothing else to say. The title speaks for itself. Please, take a gander….

And I think the etrm is referred to as “OWNED”?

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Tish | 11:37 am | June 12, 2009 | Lesbians!, Music, Television

Photograph by Matthew Rolston

For those of you who thought that Adam Lambert was straight, you need to go stick your head in the toliet and keep it there until things get dark.

Lambert made his Rolling Stone cover shocker in revealing that he prefers the company of men. Shocked. He knew everyone else felt the same way I did.

“Right after the finale, I almost started talking about it to the reporters, but I thought, ‘I’m going to wait for Rolling Stone, that will be cooler. I didn’t want the Clay Aiken thing and the celebrity-magazine bullshit. I need to be able to explain myself in context. I’m proud of my sexuality. I embrace it. It’s just another part of me.”

Seriously, it’s not like everyone on the planet already knew. I bet him and Seacrest were in the back trading beauty tips anyways.

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Tish | 11:24 am | | Accidents, Epic Failures, Funny, Gossip, Music, Television

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Bret Michaels is still crying about the amazing-ness of him being smacked in the head by descending scenery.

Quick background: Bret was at the Tony Awards performing with Poison or whatever and the song ended. So, as he skips back to the band, BLAM! To say I replayed it a few times is an understatement. My DVR officially hates me now.

The set designers are apparently sticking together and just saying that he “missed his mark.” Even better!

His rep, Janna Elias, had to go and blab that the Tonys’ spokeperson isn’t making a big enough deal out of it:
“If everyone at the Tonys were aware that Bret missed his mark, then they should have been aware enough to stop the set piece from hitting him or at least slowed it down until he cleared the stage. I feel had this incident happened to Liza Minneli, Dolly Parton or Elton John, the Tonys would have at least issued a letter of concern.”

Last I checked, none of them had several seasons of a show dedicated to them sticking their tongue down every skank’s mouth.

But in case you’ve missed the great-ness of it all:

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Tish | 11:11 am | | Hotness!, Television, Too Hot to Handle!

I wish my Grandmother was as awesome as Betty White on the Jimmy Kimmel show. They played beer pong, with real beer.

Love her.

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Tish | 2:54 pm | June 4, 2009 | Blabbermouth, Epic Failures, Fakery and Foolishness, Gossip, Liars, NOT Funny, Television

In this image released by RapRadar.com, Eminem, left, and Sacha ...

I knew it was too good to be true. First Heidi and Spencer aren’t waterboarded and now this!

Eminem babbled to RapRadar.com that the stunt between him and Sacha Baron Cohen at the MTV Movie Awards was all a big hoax that everyone was in on. I should have known. This is the same station that calls The Hills reality. He douched his story for all to hear:

“Sacha called me when we were in Europe and he had an idea to do something outrageous at the Movie Awards. I’m a big fan of his work so I agreed to get involved with the gag…I’m thrilled that we pulled this off better than we rehearsed it. It had so many people going “nuts” so to speak. Everyone was blowing me up about it.”

Why couldn’t they just let me pretend it was instead of just telling everybody it’s not? Ugh. I know it my heart that it was fakery but I could have pretended and went on with my life! I have always hated you Eminem, but not you Sacha…. not you.

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Tish | 2:18 pm | | Gossip, Liars, Spare Me

Michael Jackson and kids

So, Michael Jackson was born a black man, right?
His kids, Paris and Prince, don’t look interracial to me…. I think this is a case for Maury! And it is really nice as a father that he decides to share the umbrella with his kids, … oh, wait….

And where in the world is ~~Carmen San Diego~~ Blanket?!?

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It’s all Subliminal“0 Comments”

Tish | 2:09 pm | | Funny, Gossip, Television, You Need a Life

I’ve watched for two nights and noticed nothing. Then again, it takes a few minutes for me to notice when things are off. I am soooooooooo impressionable.

Some people with way too much time on their hands are saying that the set of Conan O’Brien’s new tonight show is the combo of many Super Mario backgrounds.

Discuss.

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Tish | 1:57 pm | | Deaths, Gossip, Sadness

This came out of nowhere.

David Carradine, who played in the 1970s series Kung Fu but who most know him for as the villian in Kill Bill, was found dead this morning in his hotel room in Thailand where he was filiming a movie. The crew noticed he was missing and sent a hotel worker to unlock his room and check on him.

Carradine was reportedly found in his room in Bangkok, Thailand, either late Wednesday or early Thursday morning. A spokesman for the U.S. Embassy, Michael Turner, confirmed the death to The Associated Press but would provide no further details out of respect for Carradine’s family.

It is still unclear how he died though. Citing unidentified police sources, the Thai English-language newspaper The Nation has reported that Carradine was found with a rope tied around his neck and body in his hotel room and died as a result of suicide, though other sources say he died of natural causes.

Carradine was 72. So, so sad….

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You Really Didn’t Know?“0 Comments”

Tish | 10:45 am | June 2, 2009 | Affairs, Gossip, Hotness!, Lesbians!, Sexy Times

Adam Lambert

In case you were confused about Adam Lambert’s sexuality that has been blasted all over the place but never discussed, here’s your answer. He’s going to talk about it some more in next month’s Rolling Stone but tomato-toMAHto.

I’m pretty sure I saw that boy on America’s Next Top Model. Nevermind, he’s much too fierce for such nonsense. Maybe RuPaul’s Drag Race…

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Tish | 10:26 am | | B*tch, CatFights!, Epic Failures, Funny, Gossip, Horrid-ness, Reality Bites, Spare Me, Splitsville, Television

I know why I started watching this… or why I wanted to watch in the first place. I wanted to watch I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! to see Blagojevich make a fool of himself. But he couldn’t come on because of a little thing called the law and leaving the country. So, his wife went on instead… eh.

Two hours of complete nonsense with Heidi Montag and Spencer ~~Bratz~~ Pratt. It was basically the comedy fest of the season. These morons have no clue of life.

Within being in South America for days, they threatened to quit twice! Twice! Montag thought they were gonna be on the beach, tanning and sipping pina coladas! They complained that the stars weren’t big enough for them to be associated with the Pratts to the chairman on NBC. And after all of this, the “celebrities” tried to talk them out of it because it was for charity and Spencer’s response was they could because they chose the biggest ones and they wouldn’t suffer. Really? Seriously?

They even brought Lou Diamond Phillips into this mess. Why, La Bamba? WHY?! You are better than this. Lou Diamond is a bigger star than you idiots will ever be, even if The Hills won an Academy Award for best show ever made. The Big Hit is a cinemaic classic.

TMZ reported that they actually followed through on their threats and quit after last night’s show. They didn’t even do anything! They sat out the last challenge while the bugs were falling and I couldn’t even get that satisfaction of watching a scorpion fall on one of their heads. I was all ready to call, torture, and waterboard them on national television and I can’t even get that courtesy anymore.

I hate myself for watching this.

And just so you know what you’re missing, this is a taste of the “acting” that was going on last night.

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